You leave said award show the recipient of all six awards.
Your record was the worldwide best-selling album of 2011.
But Karl Lagerfeld thinks you're "a little too fat".
What's a girl to do?
The comment made by Chanel's head designer and creative director came to light last week as he was guest editor for the Metro newspaper in Paris. As the public backlash and a threatened boycott of all Chanel products gathers pace, Lagerfeld is now claiming that his comments were "taken out of context", adding, "She [ADELE] is my favourite singer and I am a great admirer of her."
While close friend and comedian Alan Carr has had some choice words in retaliation to Lagerfeld's "out of context" comments, the songstress herself has refused to comment.
Maybe she's simply too busy being a cover star for American Vogue and hanging out with six, shiny new friends...
Do you think Lagerfeld was right to comment on ADELE?